Install Theme
A Functioning Cog

floppycat:

*passive aggressive mom dramatically putting away dishes and denying help*

(Source: proshchai, via ultrahydrated)

dirudo:

I got nominated to do the cock sucking challenge 

(via ultrahydrated)

flyartproductions:

ya bish

Chestnut Tree in Blossom (1887), Vincent van Gogh / Money Trees, Kendrick Lamar ft. Jay Rock

(via franc-ocean)

I love this town. And when you love something, you don’t threatened it, you don’t punish it. You fight for it. You take care of it. You put it first. As your City Counselor, I will make sure that no one takes advantage of Pawnee. If I seem too passionate, it’s because I care. If I come on strong, it’s because I feel strongly. And if I push too hard, it’s because things aren’t moving fast enough. This is my home, you are my family, and I promise you, I’m not going anywhere.”

(Source: wintervell, via feycehelbig)

quiet-isle:

sandor clegane has basically been a grumpy babysitter his whole adult life

(via thechumbucketlist)

I just want you all to know that I was looking very cute last night.

riotslug:

heller — to hella
je helle                     nous hellons
tu helles                   vous hellez
il/elle helle                ils/elles hellent

passé composé: (avec avoir) hellé

(via c0ppice)

(Source: no-nukes, via c0ppice)

(Source: sivildisobedience, via c0ppice)

tehhufflepuffcompanion:

Spoiler alert: adulthood is 96% of you going “well, I hope this is how it works and I’ll keep doing it till someone yells at me”

(via c0ppice)

zaynmalif:

what an icon

@mothia

(via electricsuede)

[2|5] favourite films
The LotR Trilogy

(via lannisterjoanna)

An anonymous artist has been pasting Photoshop toolbars over posters such as this one…

(Source: adteachings, via insertgenericname-here)

I played with a lot of kittens tonight. One of them we lovingly called “Fatty”. They’re real cute, guys, I want one.