Oh my god, okay, so my roommate has an uncle named Uncle Rico and all I can picture is this little tiny Latino man with a thin mustache running around, finger-gunning everyone and shouting, “Eeeeyyy! Ricoooo! Rico Suaveeee!”
AND THEN SHE TOLD ME HES A LARGE BALDING WHITE GINGER MAN.UNCLE RICO IS WHITE.
let’s stop making jokes about girls and start making jokes about white boys
here i’ll start
*white boy voice* chill out man it was just a joke
[walks into class 10 minutes late with a can of Monster] sorry I’m late I got frontpage on Reddit
[wipes cheeto dust off onto cargo shorts] so if you support gender equality does that mean it’s ok to hit women now?
sirius making fun of remus for being interested in learning other languages so remus puts a language charm on him that makes everything sirius says come out in german
so then for the rest of the day remus has to translate for him and its like “whats he saying now?” “oh hes asking me to tell you your eyes look stunning today, james”
(angry garbled german)
"absolutely spiffing, he says"